I made the mistake of telling my dad -- who happens to be the world’s greatest cribbage player (no, really, he IS DeLynn Colvert, The World's Greatest Cribbage Player) -- that my website received its 500,000 hit January, 2006.

My dad got excited and asked me to make a webpage for his book, Play Winning Cribbage, and sell it here. All fine and dandy, but I didn’t have the heart to tell him how my web stats really break down:

Basically, on average, ianink.com gets a bit more than 100 unique visitors a day. Ninety of which are bots or somebody popping in from a search engine really quick -- usually for my infamous vagina cartoon -- and promptly leaving. Ten folks a day spend just a minute or two clicking through stuff -- mostly cartoons -- which warms my heart and that I hope they enjoy. One person a week actually listens to my music, of which I am embarrassed but strangely thankful.

And one person a month goes absolutely ape-shit and spends hours clicking every dang possible thing over and over again! So to these rare and curious folks I ask, "Please buy my dad's book! It'll make his day!"