THE BIG METAL ROBOT EASTER EGG

WARNING These songs are not appropriate for children, contain explicit adult themes, foul language, and are all around pretty crummy.

As a result, Big Metal Robot has been embedded on ianink.com as a fat ‘Easter egg.' If you’d like to try and find Big Metal Robot, more power to you. But if you’d like to forgo the adventure, just shoot me an email and I’ll gladly replay with the link to the album.

iancolvert@gmail.com

I wrote and recorded Big Metal Robot many, many years ago when I was a young rebellious whippersnapper, and I fear this album could be taken out of context in our dangerous, modern times (not to mention that my name is attached to these stink bombs, too).